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ROFL!!! Lesson of the day!



It's *all* about perspective. I'm reminded of a story about a turtle with blisters on its butt.

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raenshadoe
Jun. 22nd, 2009 08:26 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!!

Okay... I love that image.
pamc
Jun. 22nd, 2009 08:39 pm (UTC)
So this kid bought a turtle from the pet store. He brought it back a few days later to the shopkeeper.

"Mister, this turtle has blisters on its butt!"

The shopkeeper took the turtle, and sure enough. "Well, I'm sorry about that, son. Here, let me give you another one."

A few days later, the kid came back. "Mister, this turtle has blisters on it's butt too!"

The shopkeeper scratched his head. "Well, those two were from the same batch. These here are from a new batch."

But three days later... "I have the right equipment, the terrarium, the heating rock, the right food... everything! I don't know what's going on... I let him sleep when it's time to sleep, and play when it's time to play..."

"Wait," the shop keeper said. "How do you play with him?"

The boy made a motion like scooting a race car on a rug. "Oh, you know... vroom, vroom, VROOM!"

Hence, blisters on a turtle's butt.
raenshadoe
Jun. 23rd, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
*laughs*

Nice. :)

You know, strangely, a turtle is one of those animals I've thought about picking up as a pet from time to time, but I've never done it. They're just strangely pretty.
pamc
Jun. 23rd, 2009 03:04 am (UTC)
Yeah... my mind with its ADD is the boy, my body is the turtle
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