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Stolen from shadowbunny

Q: How many contemplative monks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb. One to not change the light bulb. One to neither change nor not change the light bulb.

The enlightened ones have no boundaries, but respect those of others.

Four monks were meditating in a monastery. All of a sudden the prayer flag on the roof started flapping. The younger monk came out of his meditation and said: “Flag is flapping”
A more experienced monk said: “Wind is flapping”
A third monk who had been there for more than 20 years said: “Mind is flapping.”
The fourth monk who was the eldest said, visibly annoyed: “Mouths are flapping!”

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shadowbunny
Jul. 10th, 2009 10:08 am (UTC)
LOL i <3 internets ^_^
psychousagi
Jul. 10th, 2009 11:45 am (UTC)
What did the Zen Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."
pamc
Jul. 10th, 2009 05:14 pm (UTC)
The Buddhist monk paid with a $20 but the hot dog vendor kept it all. When the monk asked about it the hot dog vendor replied, "Change comes from within."
arrus
Jul. 10th, 2009 07:01 pm (UTC)
another for you
How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to hold the penis.


LADDER! I MEAN LADDER!
pamc
Jul. 10th, 2009 08:02 pm (UTC)
Re: another for you
*falls off chair*
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